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The official office language...
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message “404 Not Found,” meaning that the requested document could not be located.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake.
WOOF'S: Well-off Older Folks.
CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" "Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.
Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.
"I can also make it wink, " says the woman.
The Scotsman stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
The Scotsman moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, The Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
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Too complex for the average layman. I’, not mathematician so I didn’t get this one.
HERE IS PROOF GUYS ARE EVIL
10+1=9+100=109=
Gqev-7777-000000=====7777-7777
=0
and for all the boyz who cant
understand notice all boyz
have no smartness in there life which is the 0
and in some country 0 is evil numbet
Good calculations but wrong statement… not funny though
Actually, this is wrong. If you square the evil you have to square the girl. So, it would be girl^2, which means that two girls are evil, so don’t two time and we’ll be fine
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10+1=9 not 10 your in idiot Ilovyou
Actually, money is squared so if money = the root of all evil than money^2 would = the root of evil^2 which is just evil
Omg wow as a blonde it seems weird as a person it seems weird um… i did kinda get it but i thought it would tell us something we didn’t know… i was surprised it didn’t
o… 10 + 1 equals 11 ………
see blondes are smarter than the
average human Ha…. that then would be 111 not 109 ILOVEYOU is slow
gives a bad name for girls
I’m just algebra 1-2 not too bad for a tenth grader I guess
] I have no idea what’s going on :]
ME NIETHER NICK S.
i’m blonde so i only partially got it! my brain looks like this right now! {??????????????}
mathematically it is correct, i saw this exact page in my calculus class earlier today, and the entire lesson was on it (it is my favorite *math joke*)
nOt oF aLl ThEm Are EvIl!!! bUt SOME!!!!!
(i lIke gIrls But tHey dOn’t Like mE, tHough i tReaT tHem tHe bEst tHat i Can!!)
the calculation is correct… the fact you think it is wrong is because you are american.
Dave Ireland
hey f*ck you dave,
don’t be jealous of the fact that
we can take over Ireland any time we want
‘america’ that was uncalled for… but very funny none the less
What’s Ireland?
Anyways, the whole thing only takes an elementary level of maths to understand, and peops who say “If you square the evil you have to square the girl” are in 5th grade.
typical warmonger americans. no wonder ur laughin stock of planet. world series baseball? who else in the world cares lol don’t get me started on your girly football players, helmets, what a bunch of girls
You’re all missing the point here. The most common error people make is to say “money is the root of all evil” when in fact the true saying is “LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil.” Look it up if you want. You can’t possibly pin this on women alone or men for that matter. It just depends on personality.
And Mandy: why do you keep on making a point of saying you’re blond and not a person. You said “as a blonde it seems weird as a person it seems weird” and “blondes are smarter than the average human.” No offense, but surely blonds are people too, no?
“What a bunch of girls.”
Weren’ they just talking about sexism? And atleast we can use all four limbs.