jack and jill

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill,

pill,To have little fun.

Jill, that dill
Forgot her
And now they have a son.

yankee doodle

yankee doodle went to town apon a little jet ski, hit a stick and split his dick and now he's got a fanny.

mary had a little lamb

mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon

mary had a little lamb

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides, and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt that was split right up the front, and every time Mary walked the boys could see her...

simple simon

simple simon met a pieman going to the fair said simple simon hey i love your hair
now simple simon and the pieman share a flat together because there both drama queens and simons into leather