gummy bear (french)

its really random

badger badger mushroom

magical trevor

charlie the magical unicorn

Fred Loses His Meds

mary had a little lamb

mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon

straight line

lie a line of masking tape on the floor, spin around and see if you can walk in a straight line

werewolf drawing

in swedish

in sweedish pigs dont go oink oink they go nurf nurf.

spinning

have you tried spinning around with a broom over your head then throwing it and then running and jumping over it, its really fun

mary had a little lamb

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides, and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt that was split right up the front, and every time Mary walked the boys could see her...

fact #2

In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

werewolf on a plie of DIRT

(turtle) raphaels complaint

29th march 2009

dear:owners

i am laying an offical complaint for 3 reasons

reason 1: you never pay me enough attention you always go ohh shredder your soo cute or ohh donna are you okay lets feed you, you act like you hate me you always tell me ohh raph you dirty little rapist just because i got confused and tried it on with shredder one day i mean i forgot shredder was a boy like me.

reason 2: i hate it when you give me goldfish i mean talk about fast food there soo fast i cant even catch them. why cant you just feed me blood worms and grubs for christmas.

reason 3: and you broke my heart, i mean first i fell in love with gary the cat but he moved away then i fell in love with a pink piece of paper but then you being the B**!h's you are you threw it in the bin, then there was my filter i loved it so much you got me a new one, and last but most definatly not least you moved my girlfriend donna away to the other side of the room and now she just dosent seem into me anymore. SO THERE 3 REASONS TO LAY AN OFFICAL COMPLAINT!

i look forward to response to these issues, with the goal of resolving them

yours sincerly

raphael, your supposed to be pet and companion :(

simple simon

simple simon met a pieman going to the fair said simple simon hey i love your hair
now simple simon and the pieman share a flat together because there both drama queens and simons into leather

brain teaser

answer these in your head as quickly as possible
1x1
2x2
3x3
4x4
5x5
6x6
now out loud say a name of a vegetable.

you said carrot didnt you?


97% of people will say carrot

FACT

every day i will post a fact

fact 1:
did you know that every month that starts with a sunday has a friday the 13th

I LOVE WOLVES

I SERIOUSLY LOVE WEREWOLVES