4 my friend deanne

very smart lighters

drag racing tractors

weird animal things

facts about women

The reported percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

for easter

jesus said to his 12 appostles as he was being hung to the cross
"dont touch my fuckin easter eggs i'll be back on sunday"

illusion

can you find 10 tigers within this picture

for my dear friend franziska

lunar eclipse

the longset solar eclipse in the 21st century will be on the 22nd of July 2009

facts

a dolphin is the only other mammal apart from a human that will kill for fun

bat werewolfs

this is for my friend ishai

there is 48 dormant volcanoes in auckland and over 100 in NZ alone.

alaska

be careful in alaska if this happens to you we aint diggin ya out

tortise

can you even belive its a tortise

yankee doodle

yankee doodle went to town apon a little jet ski, hit a stick and split his dick and now he's got a fanny.

names

did you know that you share your birthday with more than 100 people

werewolves

evil bloody werewolf, nice tounge

stupid drivers

how could they have seriously passed the drivers licence test?

werewolves

the witch

on friday the 13th of november a witch came down my chimney and started running at me with a clarinet and so i started running then the witch ran into the kitchen and broke the water pump then she started chanting and at that very moment she broke into a rap and started brake dancing then she burst into shreds of paper.

son we need to talk

youve had too many bananas mr

werewolves

shark on whale2

blank

its blank seee.......

funny olympics

can you shake your eyes

can you shake your eyes i can .
the proper name for it is nystagmus if you can do it, it means that your eye mucles are loose and you have more control over them than an average person otherwise known as freaky eyeball control.