Wednesday, December 30, 2009

carzy facts





In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
Every person has a unique tongue print.

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
Pollsters say that 40 percent of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.

An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

The average person is half an inch taller upon rising in the morning.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at up to 600 m.p.h.

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.


Bubble gum contains rubber.

You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The world population of chickens is about equal to people.

Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.

In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.

A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.

About 70 percent of Americans who go to college do it to make more money.
It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas. Some toothpaste brands contain antifreeze. Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991.

Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western Pacific.

There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Mosquitoes have teeth.

Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.

Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.


When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

27 percent of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."

Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.


Dumb Laws In Ohio

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass
another car.

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

City Laws in Ohio

Akron:
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.
Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
Bay Village:

It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Bexley

Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

Canton:

Electric fences are banned.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
Power Wheels� cars may not be driven down the street.